Friday, March 25, 2005

Irritez votre homme avec des films - No. 1

**FLYING CONDITIONS: Foggy**



Drink Perrier. Eat paté. Wear red and make him watch Amélie.

If he resists, shriek "Vous morceau de merde sans culture!" while beating him with a baguette.

If he tries to placate you by coyly asking "Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir?"

Respond with "How sweet, but we're watching Moulin Rouge TOMORROW night."

C'est la vie! C'est des hommes!

1 comment:

Mister Underhill said...

Somehow I STILL haven't seen amelie....