Drink tea. Eat finger sandwiches. Wear a corset and watch The Piano.
If he resists, don't say a word - just stare at him stonily. Then emphatically sign the phrase "Do you know how many times I've sat through Rocky?" Once again, stare stonily.
[For added irritation, neglect to tell him about Harvey Keitel's "special scene."]
Irritez votre homme avec des films - No. 1